Comments on: Pedo-Bear Is on FIRE!

By: Pedo Bear

Pedo Bear — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:00:01 +0000

mmh lolis on fire is not good

By: Barry

Barry — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:54:37 +0000

I hear there’s a Burney Bear cartoon in the works, with Gary Glitter doing the theme song.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:51:55 +0000

Remember when Aerosmith’s drummer caught his arm on fire while filling his Ferrari with gas? Them’s was some funny flames.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:17:33 +0000

The bear was just on fire. He was on FIRE. But…now he rolled around a bit and look…he’s smiling. Forget about the burn marks and the painful skin grafting (fur grafting?) that awaits. He’s rollin! Wooo-Hooo! F#!k fire, Let’s Roll!

By: Boomer

Boomer — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:55:17 +0000

Chris,

You lunkhead, you missed the whole point of the maze, man! This coloring book is designed to teach children that the best way to get to a fire hydrant is always to run straight, and then turn right!

Important safety tips, Ward! You don’t want kids wandering into a burning building, do you? DO YOU?

Also, it teaches children than when a six-foot tall anthropomorphic bear asks you to help him “find the fire hydrant,” “plug in his hose” or “turn on the waterworks”, you should do exactly as he says.

And never tell your mom.

- Boomer

By: Chris Ward

Chris Ward — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:20:11 +0000

Man, I WISH I drew that coloring book. there’s a pretty mean picture of Burney holding a hose that looks suggestive…but it didn’t make the cut.

By: Daymage

Daymage — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:27:49 +0000

The knees burning symbolizes Burney’s conflict between desire and action. He may be able to come to terms with the desire, but acting on it still troubles his stuffed mind.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:57:34 +0000

The spinning burning bear looks like he’s about to pull a sweet move off on a Ninja Turtle.

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:20:25 +0000

Dear god, I’m crying here.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:09:25 +0000

Chriiiis…did you draw the Burney Bear comic? Come on, fess up.

Someone might not be able to find you. Oh my word, it’s disturbing.