I was standing inside a Cracker Barrel gift shop (as I do once a week, staring strangers directly in the eye over by the Roy Clark Banjo Box Set section) and this is sitting on the DVD rack. Aside from the obvious question (”Cracker Barrel carries DVDs in addition to breaded okra?”) I had a few more:
Two things you did not know before you read this post: Garfield’s butthole is on his tail, and someone actually greenlit a DVD called “Garfield Fantasies.”
It’s the damnedest thing, because I came across these movies at the very same Cracker Barrel:
So…who’s hungry for Cracker Barrel’s Fireside Country Skillet with Sawmill Gravy? Made with real sawdust!
Don’t tell me you didn’t pick up a copy of “Casper the Bare-Assed Naked Ghost.”
Ok, I stole that line from somewhere. But nobody will ever kn…oh, crap.
Comment by dstyb — January 12, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
The only thing missing here is a version of the “Aristocrats” joke starring “The Family Circus.”
Comment by Jesse — January 13, 2009 @ 11:29 am
I will get Bob Saget on that right away
Comment by Chris Ward — January 13, 2009 @ 11:31 am
So did you buy the DVD or not??
Comment by David — January 14, 2009 @ 1:23 pm
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May I say that the Photoshop placement of that fish on that tart is sublime?
Comment by Brendan McGinley — January 19, 2009 @ 5:53 pm