I’d like to thank everyone following the site early on, whether by Twitter or just stumbling upon us. We’ve reached the stage in our relationship where you might want to buy the Worst Cartoons Ever DVD! Oh…too soon? That’s ok, baby. I’ll wait for you.

The week in review: For those who missed Cracker Barrel’s secret Garfield shame or the incredible animated nightmare that was Smarkus, or Smarkus channelling his inner Destroyer of Worlds, or even the nightmarish dreamscape presented by 1980s children’s educational videos, then feel free to catch up now! For everyone else, here’s a quick preview of what I’ll be tackling in the next week or two, in quick, dramatic collage form. See you then!

Will Jason Priestly reach Eddie the Eagle in time to stop a handgun massacre? Will Rambo’s stoned dog bite the racist puppets singing behind him? Tune in this week to find out!