The beginning of the feature length Rambo cartoon, “The Rescue” (1987)” starts off with a bang, and fully justifies this movie running a full 10 minutes longer than First Blood. Because, clearly, you can’t cut stuff like this. It also introduces the most important character: Poochy, the Balls-High Dog. So this dog was unlucky enough to be minding his own business, when his owner blew some Bangkok Schwag in his face and effed him all up. So he goes to take a nap on a water fountain and sleep it off, and then something goes horribly wrong.
“Is anyone else seeing this shit? Did anyone else hear that guy say the general wants them to take a dump? Also, “Outta my way, Fleabag”? Just…why, dude? Man, I’m so high right now.”
Drawing the faces of a dogs, cats, and horses is *hard*. It’s really tough to get it right. Look through enough cartoons and comics and you will see some really f’ed-up animal faces.
Comment by Barry Ratfish — January 19, 2009 @ 10:06 pm
In addition to “take a dump,” I’m pretty sure the first thing that musclehead said was, “Move it, poopers!” Fer reals.
Comment by Junkstore — January 20, 2009 @ 3:55 pm