Moistening your poo has never been easier

Posted by: <Chris Ward on 01-28-2009 @ 12:35 pm | Filed under: Bootleg Toons, Eighties Toons, Filthy Animals, Toy Tie-in Toons

I thought I would take a second to take a breather from Racial Insensitivity Week…it really is depressing seeing all these at once. So hey, why not show you what I ran into at Walgreens this week:

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Wow. a “Poo” humidifier. I mean, it’s an easy typo to make I guess, but there’s no excuse for it. You’re an American: learn the difference between your words for lethargic, animated bears and human excrement. In any case, some one with rock-solid poo is going to be very disappointed when they get this home to try out.

And, speaking of rock hard Pooh, here’s one of the more famous cartoon bootlegs that circulated for years before the advent of the internet: APOCALYPSE POOH, one of the earliest “mash up” videos….

I have this very romanticized idea about these old bootlegs, and the way they were probably passed around on tape in weird, bizarre secrecy, with no real way to tell where they originated or how many times they’d been seen, and by who. You just kind of came across some of this stuff by accident, kind of like that tape from The Ring but with Tigger, which is far more irritating than death itself. I first saw this on one of my friend John’s infamous bootleg compilations, but it looks like its made its way online…

ONE FINAL NOTE: The differentiation between Pooh, Poo and Po (as in Po’ Boy Sandwich) is also important if you’re trying to sell food. I didn’t have the heart to tell these people.

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2 Comments »

  1. They can throw in a dump truck full of fries, I still don’t want their poo boy sandwich.

    Comment by Gary — January 28, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

  2. [...] first brought your attention to the Poo Humidifier, but our man Jerry Beck (he of the Worst Cartoons Ever DVD, for sale here, and the much more [...]

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