A while back, Topless Robot had a contest detailing the worst supervillain world domination plan ever. They are 100% correct in deciding that Transformers Episode #51—in which “Starscream and Soundwave create a nightclub called ‘Dancitron’ to hypnotize humans into slaves”—is the worst villain plot of all time.
I now give you the gayest world domination plot. Not that there’s anything wrong with th…wait, who am I kidding. There is something wrong with this. Get used to clips from The Magic Lollipop Adventure, because I’m going to be debuting several gems from this sucker all week.
“I’ll make the best lollipops in the land! Nyahahaha!”
You keep reaching for the stars, evil dude.
Comment by ZeroCorpse — February 9, 2009 @ 11:32 am
Yeah, um, those homosexuals do like candy…
Call me crazy, but I think the Dancitron idea definately sounds more gay than this.
Comment by dstyb — February 9, 2009 @ 11:45 pm
I didn’t mean “gay” as in “homosexual,” I meant “gay” as in “retarded.” That’s an easy mistake to make. Especially for the mentally retarded, am I right? Those guys are nuts!
I have a feeling I’ll be getting more hate mail now…
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Lollipop Dragon! I miss that show.
Comment by Toni — March 27, 2009 @ 10:36 pm