Ever wonder where Stephen Colbert liberally borrows his Tek Jansen characters from? Just check out this ungodly 1967 toon called Johnny Cypher in Dimension Zero, which Jerry Beck cites as one of the first American/Anime hybrids. I’ve got an episode from my buddy John Dodd, and I guarantee you won’t ever see Stephen Colbert thwart a giant, man-goo spurting skeet planet. Well, maybe. Actually, I’m not ruling it out. I’ve got more Johnny Cypher coming (easy…settle down) this week, but I’ve just gotta show this clip first.
How should I set this up…Well, you see, the bad guys shoot this giant bullet into this asteroid that…well, just watch for yourself. And it’s pretty disturbing how familiar the guy in this clip finds the, umm, substance. Not to mention that the mysterious space skeet disintegrates any testicles—I mean PEACHES, those are clearly PEACHES—within range.
It could be worse: There could be a menstruating planet.
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It could be WAY worse…that lady could be late to the THE-AT-ER!
Comment by Ward — February 18, 2009 @ 10:52 pm
Wow… space bukkake?
Comment by Gary — February 19, 2009 @ 11:46 am
I would pay good money to see a grim-’n-gritty “Postmodern re-imagining” of Johnny Cypher by somebody like, say, Warren Ellis. “Rapeworld, Commence Hyper-Bukkake attack!”
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