Comments on: Johnny Cypher Theme Song Contest!

By: Worst Cartoons Ever

Worst Cartoons Ever — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:39:54 +0000

[...] guest stars: the shrill voiced kids from the Johnny Cypher Theme Song. Can’t someone tell these demon-throated assholes to stand away from the [...]

By: Worst Cartoons Ever

Worst Cartoons Ever — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:04:56 +0000

[...] the first episode of this occasional exercise, I congratulate Casey, the contest winner of The Johnny Cypher Theme Song contest via a dramatic reading of his Lyrics by terrible, terrible web cartoon characters (one of [...]

By: Worst Cartoons Ever

Worst Cartoons Ever — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:03:42 +0000

[...] down! The Johnny Cypher Theme Song Contest is Over! Winner gets a free Worst Cartoons Ever DVD (for sale on the right, $10! Cheap!) But, [...]

By: BiggerJ

BiggerJ — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:47:32 +0000

Oh, by the way, my email address is brainiacnutjob@hotmail.com - I’m the guy who posted the tenth comment.

By: ZeroCorpse

ZeroCorpse — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:17:46 +0000

(Please listen to the music while reading this.)

Indy pew-chair
Aught of no air
Angering ze chiming spates man!
There’s a science
Ant Avenger!
Nature more owes
Whoa go bang a face!
Men lie chawney.
Chawney sky-fur
He’s a cordy mensch and hero!
Jaw knee zoot key
and to ripped fich
Jaw knee sigh-fur
and a mensch in zero!

By: Noah Jacobs

Noah Jacobs — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:24:56 +0000

in the future out in nowhere,
on the reigns of giant space man,
made of science and adventure,
makes you moron blow a better place!
Men like Jonny… Jonny Cyper.
He’s a moldy-pension hero!
So addicted, and terrific.
Jonny Cyper in Devention-ZERO!!

Noah
skjamog@gmail.com

By: BiggerJ

BiggerJ — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:34:52 +0000

In the future, ouchin’ nowhere,
On the wings of chimin’ space fun,
There’s a science, and adventure,
Ichimaru’s wall of better fur!

In my Johnny, Johnny Cypher,
He’s a bawdy mensch or hero!
Sonic toothpicks, and truthpicks,
Johnny Cypher in Dimension Zero!

By: Casey

Casey — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:26:31 +0000

In the future
Out of nowhere
On the rainbowgina spaceman!
Little dyin’, and adventure
May tomorrow’s world a better place!
Men like Johnny, Johnny’s sideburns,
He’s a farting mentioned hero!
Johnny’s lipstick and terrific
Johnny’s died here in this mansion zero!

By: Worst Cartoons Ever

Worst Cartoons Ever — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:30:48 +0000

[...] for this cartoon so I will assume everyone involved is being tortured at an undisclosed location. Oh, and the Johnny Cypher Big Contest winner will be announced Monday, so be sure to enter before th… Share [...]

By: Ward

Ward — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:02:38 +0000

holy crap, these are hilarious, ha