Pencils down! The Johnny Cypher Theme Song Contest is Over! Winner gets a free Worst Cartoons Ever DVD (for sale on the right, $10! Cheap!) But, first, a clip that must be a favorite of Robert Smigel’s. Johnny Cypher saves the day by busting though a brick wall, but totally needs a ladder to complete the job. I don’t know why, but it kills me ever time when he dashes off camera and then strolls back on screen with it… I just can’t believe the only thing standing between Earth’s total destruction and its salvation was an Ace Hardware, aluminum step-ladder.
Ok, enough ballyhoo…hit the jump for the contest winners, you meddling fools! They’re getting away!
Pretty much all your entries made me “LOLO.” This is what my dad texts me when he thinks something is funny. I know he means “LOL,” but I prefer his. Who wouldn’t rather “laugh out laugh out” these days, you know? My favorite perceived lyrics:
From Porkchop:
“Men like Johnny. Johnny’s diaper. He’s a 40 menstrual Beer-o. Sonic Hipstick, and terrific. Johnny’s Diaper in Dimension’s Hero.”
Men DO like Johnny’s diaper! Funny and stating the obvious. But I think awarding the DVD to a guy who I’ve shared a hotel room with on multiple occasions might be unfair to everyone. I’ll let YOU fill in the blanks!
“Sonic toothpicks, and truthpicks.” (BiggerJ)
“And my tiny, tiny side fur.” (Ralpho)
“Pizza pew chair, Hotcha no hair” (Nathan)
“He’s a moldy-pension hero!” (Noah)
Kudos to all of you, you’re geniuses and you’ll no doubt win a future contest (except you, Porkchop. See: that night at the hotel. You monster), but I’ve gotta give it to Casey, who just unleashed the new funniest word of the year: “Rainbowgina.”
Here’s his winning, Rainbowgina-filled lyrics, and the video to follow along with. Congrats, Casey! Drop me a line with your contact info, brother, or find “Chris Ward” on the FaceBooK.
In the future
Out of nowhere
On the rainbowgina spaceman!
Little dyin’, and adventure
May tomorrow’s world a better place!
Men like Johnny, Johnny’s sideburns,
He’s a farting mentioned hero!
Johnny’s lipstick and terrific
Johnny’s died here in this mansion zero!
Johnny Cypher is a reckless motherfucker. How did he know the cannon wouldn’t just fire the round IN ADDITION TO all that shit he threw in the barrel?
He might’ve tried, you know, shutting it off. No need for a MacGyver.
Comment by Gary — February 23, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
Why is Johnny stretching his legs at 0:36, did he hurt his knee or something?
And how the fuck are the authorities supposed to get the villains out from that Senzu bean-glass prison?
Comment by Spoon — February 24, 2009 @ 6:16 pm