It seems appropriate to make the worst cartoons ever in order to discuss the worst cartoons ever, and my buddy Justin “JoJo” Young has shown me the light.
In the first episode of this occasional exercise, I congratulate Casey, the contest winner of The Johnny Cypher Theme Song contest via a dramatic reading of his Lyrics by terrible, terrible web cartoon characters (one of which, I think, may be Tobias Funke). You might want to check that out first, to get up to speed.
Casey’s lyrics: In the future/Out of nowhere/On the Rainbow-gina spaceman!/
Little dyin’, and adventure/May tomorrow’s world a better place!/Men like Johnny, Johnny’s sideburns/He’s a farting mentioned hero! Johnny’s lipstick and terrific/Johnny’s died here in this mansion zero!
So, without further ado, “The Worsties in: Casey’s Song.”











I *love* the finger quotes.
Comment by Jeff Sparkman — February 23, 2009 @ 7:18 pm
I’m actually a member of the boobsier sex, but frankly this made my month.
Comment by Casey — February 23, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
All the Casey’s I know are dudes, so I totally assumed Casey was a dude. Anyway..it’s only an interpretation of your lyrics by professional actors, so I guess it still works.
Comment by Ward — February 23, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
Just fabulous. I want to download it for my iPod.
Comment by Gary — February 23, 2009 @ 7:42 pm
Very touching.
Comment by Spoon — February 24, 2009 @ 6:34 pm