Today’s a big day for the site. It’s my wife’s birthday, my friends are in town from Minnesota, and MTV has contacted me about showing Evil Flying Jesus on some show of theirs. Unless I have Michelle Obama’s upper arm strength, I’m just not gonna make it through this. Good thing The Mighty Titan is here to show me the world’s most worthless, utterly hypnotizing workout. Something tells me if you don’t have the means to animate the act of exercising, you shouldn’t be attempting it. But the commies were on our shores, and desperate times called for cartoons that combined Jack LeLanne with the ghostly, nightmarish face of a harlequin.
Special guest stars: the shrill voiced kids from the Johnny Cypher Theme Song. Can’t someone tell these demon-throated assholes to stand away from the mic?!?
You can see the entire ‘Toon on Jerry Beck’s Worst Cartoons Ever DVD, for sale here, for only 10 Dumbells! They’re flying like hotcakes, so make sure to get your orders in for that special rotten egg of an Easter basket gift.
What I especially like about this one is that there’s what, 5 seconds of actual animation here? looped for almost a minute. The accounting department must’ve been happy.
Comment by Gary — March 2, 2009 @ 6:17 pm
Good God, this looks painful. 5 seconds of looped animation, just waiting for his arm to dislocate.
Comment by Casey — March 3, 2009 @ 8:35 pm
Not only are the kids standing too close to the mic, but so is the announcer. That thing must have a fine layer of spit all over it. Say it, don’t spray it, man.
Comment by Friginator — March 15, 2009 @ 9:42 pm