“After These Messages, The Watchmen Will Be Right Back!” [UPDATED]

Posted by: <Chris Ward on 03-09-2009 @ 5:06 am | Filed under: Contest! Contest! Contest!, Sixties Toons, Superhero Toons


Thanks to SqueezeBot for the video tip!
That sound you hear is Alan Moore throwing up in his beard and praying to his Snake Jesus to please make it all stop. Parody doesn’t get much better than this nineties bastardization of the sacred cow Watchmen. Had Watchmen been written by Eastman & Laird, there’s a pretty damn good chance this show would have actually aired. I’m crossing my fingers that it still does, if not to see Rorschach yell “Cowabunga!” while breaking a dude’s pinky. And, if we’re really lucky…

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My buddy Ryan has the best ideas: My PhotoShop skills are limited, so send your own versions of a Watchmen Adventures comic my way (ie: comment and post a link to it) and I’ll pick the best, and send you a Worst Cartoons Junk Swag Surprise Box! You’re gonna love my junk.

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8 Comments »

  1. Ha! That was great. Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. God, 90s cartoons were terrible.

    Comment by Friginator — March 9, 2009 @ 3:49 pm

  2. What’s our deadline for comic mockups?

    Comment by Gary — March 10, 2009 @ 4:03 pm

  3. Deadline is next Friday!

    Comment by Chris_Ward — March 10, 2009 @ 4:12 pm

  4. So, by next friday do you mean the 13th or the 20th?

    Comment by Friginator — March 10, 2009 @ 9:17 pm

  5. Umm…Let’s go with this friday. What the hell. Jesus, is there really ANOTHER Friday the 13th this month? What the hell?

    Comment by Chris_Ward — March 10, 2009 @ 9:32 pm

  6. Oh….my…God. Who did this bit of vomit-inducing drivel, and have they been made to pay for it? Rorschach throw them down an elevator shaft yet, and before doing so did he break all their fingers for even suggesting the Comedian should have a crush on his OWN daughter??

    Bad. Very Bad. Hurm.

    Comment by Wendy — March 16, 2009 @ 8:32 pm

  7. Whoever is singing in the background reminds me of The Aquabats

    Comment by Toni — March 27, 2009 @ 10:24 pm

  8. Um… this isn’t a genuine 90s cartoon. It’s a spoof by Happy Harry, first seen on Newgrounds a couple of months ago.

    Comment by Laura Porter — April 25, 2009 @ 6:06 am

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