“Don’t start no shit, there wouldn’t be no shit.” Now there’s a rap lyric Rocket Robin Hood should have taken to heart before touching his long, dull, sparky sword to a dinosaur’s tail, setting it off in a blind rage. Rocket Robin Hood’s next plan is to wave the sword around at its tail, which is about as scary as Keifer Sutherland’s twin sister:
Whoa, ho ho! Allllll aboard for Tranny Town! Come to think of it, that’s pretty effing scary compared to this. Where else does Team Robin Hood go wrong?
1. Coming to Planet Lucifer in the first place and not expecting to tango with death.
2. Playing Dead by laying under the dinosaur’s tail.
3. Not hiring a real monster, but instead having a real person making a “RRRRR!” sound at 00:33
4. Little John practically hanging his Lil’ John straight out the skirt when bending down by his fallen partner’s face.
I couldn’t help but think of this Homestarrunner.com quote. StrongBad is commenting on a cartoon that involves a dragon that looks about as silly as the one in “Rocket Robin Hood”:
“Look at that piece of crap! I mean, I really think that was a piece of crap tied to some strings… that they just… pulled up behind the mountains, you know…”
Comment by Kingdom Gallbladders — March 31, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
Oo de laly!
Comment by Ashley — March 31, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
What is Little John holding at 00:09? It almost looks like–oh, God–is that a baby? Please tell me that wasn’t a baby.
Comment by Friginator — March 31, 2009 @ 3:19 pm