Ok, at this point I’d rather hear Clint Eastwood sing then see another Rocket Robin Hood clip. But this show keeps on giving. How could I let you down after all the build up? This is a longer clip than normal (wow! 2 whole minutes! Who will have the marathon nerve to watch the whole thing!)
But here’s your story so far:
1. Rocket Robin Hood has a plan that may or may not involve Little John bending over. YEE-AY AH! WHAT!?!?! [That's supposed to be Lil' Jon. Doesn't really translate in blog form.]
2. Rocket Robin Hood leaves his girlfriend to rot in a cell just to carry out some stupid prank and his dumb ass almost gets killed in the process.
3. Rocket Robin Hood, somehow, is surprised monsters live on Planet Lucifer.
Caught up? Good. Now all that’s left to see is the, ahem, “hilarious” shenanigans that ensue. SEE! The jerky animation! HEAR! The crowd make noises that will make your stomach gurgle with unrest! WATCH! Jokes as they fall flatter than Lindsay Lohan’s chest! GASP! At the countless continuity errors, wherein the ape-kid from The Others is in the man’s arms, and suddenly standing beside him!
And all this so they can just ESCAPE LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE 3 GODDAMNED DAYS AGO.
Eat me, Rocket Robin Hood.
I like it at 02:08 where the pineapple liquifies on the guard’s face. I’m pretty sure pineapples aren’t supposed to do that. And look how unphased he is! You’re at a wedding where the bride is really a monkey and is wreaking havoc and tossing people out of windows, and he’s just hit you so hard with a pineapple that it instantly liquified all over your face. And you’re just sitting there? Isn’t a guard’s job SPECIFICALLY to protect people from this sort of thing?
Comment by Friginator — April 2, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
The Others isn’t the only horror movie popping up here…at 0:16, everyone glides across the ground ala the old blind lady in House on Haunted Hill.
Neither movie is as terrifying as the barrage of thinly veiled sexual jokes flying around in this scene, though.
Comment by Casey — April 2, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
Oh, and musn’t forget the hidden cameo from Hitler.
Comment by Casey — April 2, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
I was just about to say… der Fuhrer, at 0:58?
Comment by Gary — April 3, 2009 @ 12:02 pm