I’m pretty sure the furor over Twilight should have died down by now. I mean, look at this douchebag. Are girls really creaming their jeans over a PALER Conan O’ Brian?
And now the god-awful DVD is out, and I gotta hear about that all month until they next shitty movie begins production and Entertainment Weekly announces Spencer Pratt is playing Werewolf Jones or whatever the hell characters are in the next book. And I gotta have girls who are old-enough-to-goddamned-know-better asking me “You don’t know who Werewolf Jones is?” Just kill me now.
But, to ease my pain, I found a pretty awful cartoon that now instantly plays in my head whenever someone mentions Twilight. Don’t ask me how her butt is on her back.
Yes. “Shit Vampire.” Or, as I call him, Matthew Matthew McConaughey. Enjoy your Friday!
Someone I knew got a tattoo on his wrist that said “I’ve seen Twilight,” as the lyrics to his favorite song. This was before the books and movie came out, and now he has to wear a watch on that hand. Just another victim of the world’s most popular half-assed vampire romance novel without an ending.
Comment by Friginator — April 17, 2009 @ 12:32 pm
Friginator–
I’m officially depressed. “Twilight” is too good of a song to be sullied.
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That is so depressing, but so awesome at the same time. A girl my friend knows went to get Elvis Presley’s “TCB” symbol, and got drunk and went to the tattoo parlor. They tattooed TBC instead.
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I still have no idea what Lugosi is saying.
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