Now here’s a premise I can get behind: Gary Coleman, except dead.
So, wait… all Gary Coleman has to do is pleasure himself and he returns from the dead? At this rate, he’ll never stay in the grave! BLAST!
Yep, there is something you didn’t think you’d see when you woke up today: a masturbating Gary Coleman angel. Thank you for coming to my website. There’s a comment card on the nightstand. I hope you enjoyed your stay.
Ok, ok…FINE. One more time. And slooower, just for the ladies.
Words fail me. That–that’s even weirder than Gilligan’s planet. Though for some reason my favorite part is 0:50. I just love how pissed that guy is that Gary Coleman ruined his evil plan to–rain on kids, or something. He spent weeks on that plan! You don’t mess with a man’s cloud.
Comment by Friginator — April 21, 2009 @ 3:51 pm
Now, that’s what I call a different stroke! (Badum-ching!)
Comment by dstyb — April 21, 2009 @ 9:51 pm
Apparently the angel in question isn’t Gary Coleman at all, merely one who looks exactly like him. And is voiced by him. And stars in a cartoon called “The Gary Coleman” show.
Comment by Casey — April 22, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Who’s the scrawny redheaded flat-chested angel in the beginning? Gary Colman’s boss, is that it? What order of angels does she belong to? The lost Lesbos Order?
Comment by STD — June 13, 2009 @ 9:50 am