Comments on: Captain Planet’s Anti-Earth Day Pals!

By: Toby Flashblade

Toby Flashblade — Wed, 19 May 2010 08:47:18 +0000

OMFG! I went all nostalgic one night and ordered Season One and Two of Captain Planet and the Planeteers! While suffering through a terrible thunderstorm and not stupid enough to turn on the computer, I plucked a photo album off the shelf and what greets me when I open it?

A great big full page picture of my child hood bedroom in it’s former glory!

Dear GOD my mom LOVED this show so much that the next day- the blue retard as my husband calls him aired on Sunday nights from 6-7 P.M.-immediately drove us to the nearest Big Lots Store and began clearing out the last remnants of the Captain Planet Bedroom Design!

Imagine your friends coming over for the weekend during the summer and having to explain that not only do you WATCH some blue weirdo in his skivvies being created from Earth,Fire, Wind,Water and what the FUCK?! HEART?!

But your parents TAPE it and have sent it to your teacher for the next year for Sixth Grade Environmental Studies! I just wanted to curl up and DIE when my friends seen my ‘new bedroom decor!’

Personally I wrote in one of my many Captain Planet Musing Journals ‘If Captain Planet is made up of four earthly elements: Earth,Fire,Wind and Water then what the friggin hell does HEART have to do with anything?! I’m lost! The more I watch this show the harder and harder it gets for me NOT to laugh at it!’ What DOES heart have to do with it?! Oooh! Oooh! I know! I know! I can talk to MONKEYS or any other animals by putting my ring to my forehead and saying ‘HEART!’ then I can hear the thoughts of the Animals! Whoo weee! If I wanted to talk to a monkey, the closet thing to an ape I had at the time was my brother!

By: King Condor

King Condor — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:36:03 +0000

Tie him in the middle on a road and have all the WACKY RACERS run over him

By: Birdzilla

Birdzilla — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:27:37 +0000

force feed that blue skinned SOB to the INVISIBLE MONSTER from JOHNNY QUEST and let it consume that socialists pig

By: Dana

Dana — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:01:46 +0000

Wtf was up with his mullet anyways? Who puts a mullet on a “superhero” ?? boomerang’s gotten into the habit of running all day marathons of Captaijn planet during Earth day. Oh I remember making fun of Earth Day. It’s a bunch of crap… still is… I’m all for being greener but let’s not do it without thinking about it, let’s commercialize it instead!

By: Birdzilla

Birdzilla — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:59:01 +0000

Oh yes all that kilowatt hours of electricy burned up and wasted while watching a bunch of brats a false deity and some blue skinned freak in his underware fighting aganist mutants representing capitalists

By: Birdzilla

Birdzilla — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:55:05 +0000

CAPTIAN PLANET LEFT-WING PROPEGANDA WHY ELSE IS THE RUSSIAN BITCH THE LEADER AND PRODUCED BY RED TED TURNER

By: STD

STD — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:00:21 +0000

Not Al Gore, someone worse.

Ted Turner.

This is a guy who donated billions to the UN of all things. You know, rather than using that money to, say, breathe life into shattered 3rd World economies. Surely an entity like the UN would NEVER think of embezzling that money in shockingly appalling corruption!

To this day, Turner is convinced that Captain Planet was instrumental in saving the world.

You know what they say: there’s one thing the same between the very powerful and the very stupid; they don’t change their views to fit the facts, they change the facts to fit their views.

Guess which Ted Turner is!

By: Rashad

Rashad — Mon, 04 May 2009 07:09:21 +0000

This is the worst cartoon ever. Nothing but left-winged propaganda shoved down your throat. I bet Al Gore was involved in the making of this cartoon.

By: BiggerJ

BiggerJ — Fri, 01 May 2009 09:35:17 +0000

The fourth evil element there was Toxics. I had to look it up, but I’d guessed it’d be something along the lines of ‘toxic waste’, since it had to be the evil counterpart of Water by deduction.

By: Friginator

Friginator — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:13:07 +0000

Did anyone ever actually feel inspired to help the environment when they watched Captain Planet as a kid? Sure, I saved energy when I turned the tv off, but that wasn’t because my role model was a prick with a green mullet.