The Yum Yums, in addition to being the most irritating cartoon spawn I’ve seen to date (yes, including Texas Jack) are also under the incorrect assumption that as long as you act cute, your actions won’t be perceived as the most dickish things in the entire universe. In fact, their amplified by words like “Peppy-Mint” and “jiffy.” Try to stomach this clip as long as you can.

And now, Worst Cartoons Ever Theatre presents another episode of “The Worsties. In this short, a moral examination of the butterfly situation, as told via another awful, awful, cheap-ass cartoon.

It seems appropriate to make the worst cartoons ever in order to discuss the worst cartoons ever, and my buddy Justin “JoJo” Young has shown me the light.

In the first episode of this occasional exercise, I congratulate Casey, the contest winner of The Johnny Cypher Theme Song contest via a dramatic reading of his Lyrics by terrible, terrible web cartoon characters (one of which, I think, may be Tobias Funke). You might want to check that out first, to get up to speed.

Casey’s lyrics: In the future/Out of nowhere/On the Rainbow-gina spaceman!/
Little dyin’, and adventure/May tomorrow’s world a better place!/Men like Johnny, Johnny’s sideburns/He’s a farting mentioned hero! Johnny’s lipstick and terrific/Johnny’s died here in this mansion zero!

So, without further ado, “The Worsties in: Casey’s Song.”