For proof of Johnny Cypher’s badass space cred, look no further than his hard-rockin’ theme song—which tests the manliest limits of your tiny, vulnerable ear bones with its castrated choir of Jupiter space eunuchs!

It’s bad-assssss…and not just because it starts out exactly the same as Speed Racer’s. (And, for the record, that’s how I like my cartoons at 7 AM on Saturday morning…with jarring, flight-of-the-bumblebee horns right in my ear.)

SO, All you gotta do to win a free Worst Cartoons Ever DVD (retail value of $10! Hell, pick one up from the sidebar to your right!) is tell me what in the hell the kids are singing in this song. Apparently, no one told them not to SCREAM DIRECTLY INTO THE MIC. Remember, I’m not looking for the actual lyrics, I want the lyrics as you hear them.

God, this song is irritating. But I’m pretty sure this is what they are singing….My interpretation of the lyrics after the jump!: (more…)

I have spoken too soon about the lack of Super President footage at my disposal. Today I received an annual package of DVDs from my friend (and ex-professor who got me into writing in the first place) Mr. John Dodd. John is legend in my circle of friends, because he has a massive collection of hard to find movies that will either make you vomit, or choke from laughing up your own vomit. Look for more Super President footage soon, as well as Rocket Robin Hood and more…it doesn’t disappoint. Because I’m using clips legally for review purposes, no lawyers should be able to take them down. In theory.

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Shown: Not Space Ghost.

If Frodo liked it, then he shoulda put a ring on it. A magic, evil, invisibility-powered ring. Thanks to my buddy Dave for digging this up!