I was standing inside a Cracker Barrel gift shop (as I do once a week, staring strangers directly in the eye over by the Roy Clark Banjo Box Set section) and this is sitting on the DVD rack. Aside from the obvious question (”Cracker Barrel carries DVDs in addition to breaded okra?”) I had a few more:

Two things you did not know before you read this post: Garfield’s butthole is on his tail, and someone actually greenlit a DVD called “Garfield Fantasies.”

It’s the damnedest thing, because I came across these movies at the very same Cracker Barrel:

So…who’s hungry for Cracker Barrel’s Fireside Country Skillet with Sawmill Gravy? Made with real sawdust!

My boy Jesse sent this videotape over to Worst Cartoons HQ, and I immediately punched the postman in the face. He thanked me. What you’re about to see is a “bonus feature” tacked on to the end of the Computer Warriors Pilot Episode (the only episode ever created), created to tie into the 1989-1990 toyline. Since it’s nearly as long as Stairway to Heaven, and only mildly more irritating, I’ll list the highlights after the jump!

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