What-chu talkin’ bout, afterlife?

Posted by: Chris Ward on 04-21-2009 @ 5:00 am | Filed under: Seventies Toons, Skeet Shooting, What's up Jesus, jesus —

Now here’s a premise I can get behind: Gary Coleman, except dead.

 So, wait… all Gary Coleman has to do is pleasure himself and he returns from the dead? At this rate, he’ll never stay in the grave! BLAST!

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Yep, there is something you didn’t think you’d see when you woke up today: a masturbating Gary Coleman angel. Thank you for coming to my website. There’s a comment card on the nightstand. I hope you enjoyed your stay.

Ok, ok…FINE. One more time. And slooower, just for the ladies.

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Flying Jesus Will Burn You Alive [UPDATED!]

Posted by: Chris Ward on 02-03-2009 @ 2:28 pm | Filed under: Bootleg Toons, Educational Toons, Seventies Toons, What's up Jesus —

*2/3/09: 7PM, Added Bonus remix video at the end of the post!*

My buddy John Dodd snuck into a church late at night (which wasn’t hard, since this particular church used to be a Super Wal-Mart) and stole this magnificient and guarded cartoon (in about what the end times will be like from the Bootleg Illuminati. This video is GUARANTEED to not be as boring as Angels & Demons is gonna be. Enjoy this or, like Jesus, I’ll cast ye and your Volkswagon Bug into a pit of FI-AH!

So what did we learn? Well, here’s are SEVEN—the holy number!—things I learned from watching this video… (more…)